Green Bay Packers

Won at Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 17–14 · now 2–2

Say this

“Did you see the Packers in Tampa? Two touchdowns from the two-yard line, and then they spent the fourth quarter trying to give it back.”

“They won, didn’t they?”
“By three. Against the Buccaneers, who are 0–4. I’d keep that quiet if I were them.”
“That field goal, though.”
“Fifty-eight yards, Trey Smack, last play of the half. Lovely kick. Nobody’s talking about the fumble at the three.”
“Love threw two touchdowns.”
“Both from two yards out. Then an interception at the Tampa 7 with 4:26 left. Swings and roundabouts.”

“The thing about the Packers is they’ll get to the three-yard line and then start thinking about it.”

Bluff difficulty: 4/5 — Tricky. They won, and nobody is pleased.

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