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Green Bay Packers

Won vs Chicago Bears, 31–7 · now 3–2

Say this

“Did you see Lambeau on Sunday? Thirty-one to seven over the Bears, and the kicker still missed three times.”

If they reply

• “Love was brilliant.”
  “Twenty-five of thirty-one for 367 yards, and Watson had 143 of them. I’d have stopped throwing to anyone else too.”
• “Five turnovers they forced.”
  “Five. Two of them McKinney interceptions, both off Bagent. The other three came in the fourth quarter, when it was already 31–7.”
• “Big win over the Bears.”
  “By twenty-four. And Trey Smack still missed an extra point and two field goals. Somebody in that building is not entirely happy.”

If you’re stuck

“The thing about the Packers is they only miss kicks when it can’t possibly matter. Smack missed three on Sunday, and they won by twenty-four.”

Bluff difficulty: 1/5 — Easy. Everyone in green is happy. Don’t bring up the kicker.

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